Want to go out tomorrow night, but do not want to stay out late because of money, tiredness, lack of singing voice, and drippy nose overload.
TEN STEP SOLUTION:
- Purchase time bomb.
- Place bomb in the parent's basement.
- Set timer for 0300 hours, March 3, 2006.
- Remove all credit cards and/or monetary plastic from wallet.
- Make sure total amount of cash on hand does not exceed $25 (beer, parking.)
- Go to Live Band Karaoke
- Support Live Banders, perhaps sing a little.
- Leave Mother's at 0200, March 3, 2006.
- Arrive back at the parent's at 0245, March 3, 2006.
- Defuse bomb.
In case anyone is confused, a night at LBK usually ends at around 0600.
I was going to make this a lab report, complete with hypothesis, experiment, observation, conclusion, chemical formulas dealing with bombs and alcohol consumption and all that, but I forgot a lot of the lab mumbo jumbo and decided against it. Perhaps I will try at a later date.