Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Quote

Today I came to work a little "drunk."

I think I may have "annoyed" my co-workers.

Perhaps this is partially due to my strong desire to use "quotes." If I was speaking out "loud," I would have used "airquotes," and wiggled my fore-and-middle-fingers "thusly":

Bah. I really wanted to find a funny video on youtube that deals with airquotes, but none of them could hack it.

I didn't realize I was drunk at first, bloody mary didn't even fucking hit me until I tried to change my clothes in the bathroom at the office and realized that I couldn't properly button a shirt.

This was a huge revelation, considering none of my shirts have buttons today.

Still, having the morning off is the shit, and what better way to celebrate a morning off than tomatoey-pepperoncini-olivey-Worcestershirey-vodka goodness?

So golf outing be damned, today will be quote accomplish nothing day endquote. And tonight I'm pretty sure I'm going to watch Die Hard.

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11 comments:

prayingtodarwin said...

We call it a Caesar here, and we add a little clam juice to the mix. Don't be so quick to judge/gag.

BTW (and as a mother, I am obligated to ask), drinking in the morning? Are you "OK"?

Rassles said...

First of all, clam juice is definitely excellent in bloody mary's. I'm also a big fan of Guiness mixed in.

I didn't have to work until like 1:30, and you know, you go out to lunch with friends and there's booze aplenty...

prayingtodarwin said...

Guiness? I never would have thought it.

Being lunch drunk is perfectly acceptable. Or, as I used to call it, "Friday".

mistercrowley said...

Guinness!!!! :D :D :D Any time of the day will do for that ; and for dark rum too, yes.

So, do you feel lucky? Do ya, punk?

mistercrowley said...

Ah, crap. That's Dirty Harry, not Die Hard. urk

Rassles said...

Now I have a machine gun. Ho-Ho-Ho.

Love Bites said...

You know, drinking before work would sure make my days go a lot faster and be more enjoyable.

renalfailure said...

Shoot the glass!

Next time I get drunk, I'm just going to talk like Hans Gruber the rest of the night.

Bluestreak said...

god damn i would love a bloody mary right now. maybe that's what would make me like my job.

Rassles said...

A bloody mary can basically make you love anything.

nursemyra said...

was there a hangover later?