So, since my life is a walking screwball comedy, I just superglued my fingers together.
That stuff really works.
Know what gets off superglue? Not much.
MoLinder saved the day with nail polish remover. Thank god someone around here wears nail polish, because I sure as shit don't. Makes up for the fact that she's the one who gave me the goddamn superglue in the first place.
She was all, "Yeah, I don't think it's open, so you're gonna have to do that, you know--"
"Okey dokey...Fuck. Fuckfuckfuck. Gaaahhh. You are a goddamn liar."
Most of it's off now, but I can't feel my thumb. It's an odd sensation, touching myself with foreign opposable appendages. I keep on rubbing my forearm. And I can't decide if the thumb numbness is the superglue, or the fact that I smashed it with a hammer an hour ago.
Home improvement is treacherous.