So The Obama is getting a dog. I hope it's not a yippy ass little shit dog, because then I'll lose like fifty percent of my respect for him.
(But I love him.)
I make awesome drinks, seriously.
Shelter dogs for Obama. I'm starting a website. I can imagine him with like, a fucking Cairn Terrier or something. Ideally, Obama needs a shepherd, or some kind of sheepdog. To shepherd the week through the valley of darkness.
Happy Black Presidents Day. WHAT WHAT.