1. Oatmeal is complemented perfectly by White Russians. Da.
2. Anyone who's anyone should love Die Hard (get on that, Ammo. Mike sides with me on this one. Ho ho ho.)
3. If you're going to bring booze to-go containers into a bar, don't just stand there and blatantly drink it. Bouncers don't like it, and they have a job to do, and it's very cold outside. Besides, you will bring shame upon M.E.'s credibility after bringing her straight friends into gay bars.
4. Never leave your phone next to a Korean guy who is in love with you, because he will steal your number from it and leave little hidden messages all over your phone, hoping you find them later on. Like "Hi call eric" in the drafts section of your text messages, and marking days off on your calendar to "call eric", and setting alarms to remind you to "call eric" all of which you discover over the course of the next three days and ANNOY YOU TO GREAT DETAIL.
Superheroes and Villains party tonight. Booyah.