Monday, January 26, 2009

Pie Fight 2009

So it looks like within the next couple of weeks a bunch of us are going to attempt an entry into the Guinness Book of World Records for the largest cream-pie fight in the world.

Oddly enough, there are several categories of Pie Fights: cream, custard, and cherry.

Yeah. Cream.

I figure if I can get like, 40 people to get drunk on a train with me to celebrate my birthday, rounding up 150 for a world-class pie fight shouldn't be too hard.

Pie Fight 2009, bitches.



Mrs. Booms said...

Do you really have to go looking for people to have a pie fight?

I mean, I figure it'll go like this:

You to random guy on street: Hey would be interested in....

Random: Dude, if you're about to say "having a pie fight" me and 149 of my closest friends are totally there.

See? Totally easy. I just did all the work for you.

Kitty said...

I was just thinking a couple of days ago how you remind me of a girl I grew up with.
I mean, to a "t."

Almost hit the floor when I read this because she was always asking me if she could throw a pie in my face.
She's my first child's godmother.

I'd be so in on that pie fight record if I was within a half day drive of there.

Erin Alberty said...

I lived in a where they tried to break the record for the number of people wearing Groucho Marx masks in one room. But they couldn't because of inclement weather and bad roads. Take that into account when you plan the date. I'd do it any time of year, though.

Rassles said...

Boomer: True that.

Kitty: So what you're saying is, your friend is awesome.

Erin: Apparently, we're planning on late spring. I just found out about it today, so I assumed it was soon, but this is even better.

formerly fun said...

I already hold the record for most cream pies thrown.

And by thrown I mean waxed.

And by cream pies I mean vag.

Do I get a prize now?

paperback reader said...

Porn has forever ruined the term "cream pie" for me. I'd like to say that if I could live again, I'd change this, but we both know I'd be lying.

Mister Crowley said...

Quite agree with Pistols...

And what's this? No pecan pie?

Anonymous said...

i was totally going to leave an inappropriate comment about the cream pies i've enjoyed but....seems like others beat me to it. (ha - beat).

Anonymous said...

Can I watch . . . ?

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ - I'm a guy and I didn't know that "cream pie" is a porn cliche?! What is my fucking problem?

Feisty Democrat said...

At a place where I once worked, we "pied" people on their birthdays, even after someone got cut being pied. It was hilarious watching people on their birthdays because they were so paranoid. We'd have to draw up elaborate football plays to get them. It was 12 shades of awesome!

Anonymous said...

where exactly do we plan on having this historical pie fight?

Rassles said...

FF: You will find any excuse to work vag waxin' into a conversation, won't you, just because it ups your hipness. Don't lie.

Pistols: Porn has dire consequences. Tread carefully.

Crow: I expected that kind of guttertalk from Pistols, because he's a dirty old man, but you?


Tys: I don't think there's anything wrong with that, but you should just play along so we can have more people, see?

Rich: With a name like Whackman, I find that appalling.

Math: So what you're saying is, your old coworkers should be playing the Cardinals in the Superbowl.

Schmee: Once I figure that out, I'll let you know. You're in, right? Right.

Mister Crowley said...

Hey, I'm a dirty old man too. You should see all the silver overtop my head.

Anonymous said...

Yeah dude. This is on. I guess writing this blog is you accepting you're in?