Friday, February 6, 2009

I Believe In A Thing Called Sloth

I'm very angry right now after listening to Motorhead all day, because nothing pisses me off more than a guy named "Lemmy," and because I have this wonderful plan to sit at my apartment by myself tonight and get drunk and watch She-Ra, and then anything starring Mark Wahlberg or Colin Farrell. Because I'm in the mood for beer, cartoons, and hot men.

I'm probably just going to watch Three Kings and Tigerland over and over and over again until I pass out.

Or Teen Wolf. It's the year for that sort of thing.

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EDIT: I lie. Battlestar Galactica is on tonight. Let the saving of money commence.

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21 comments:

Mister Crowley said...

To be honest, I'd rather be drinking beer, watching cartoons and having Lemmy holler out "we are the road crew".....now that rocks.

Betsey Booms said...

I'll be watching beer and watching Teen Wolf, what what.

PS... free UFC on Spike tomorrow night.

The Ambiguous Blob said...

BSG is like the sky raining rainbows of glitter made of diamonds only into my back yard. I heart BSG.
WHAT THE FRAK IS GOING ON with that psychotic VP? Bitch needs to reconize you don't mess with the pres. Or her manly man.
They're going to kick some Zarek/Gaeta ass.
I wonder whose side Baltar will be on! Eeek!!!
And listen- I know this isn't a BSG-love forum, but I can't help myself sometimes.
Plus, you started it.

~Mountain Lover~ said...

I'm just happy to be the hell out of work.

With my beer.

And I'm a dork because I'm watching CSI. I'd rather watch Battlestar, but I couldn't find it within 5 seconds, and yes, I'm that lazy.

~Mountain Lover~ said...

I came back for one question:

Do you like Alexander?. The Colin Farrell comment got me wondering.

This will forever shape my perception of you. No pressure.

Rassles said...

Crow: Yes. It does rock.

Boomer: I would much rather drink my beer than watch it. That's just cruel and unusual punishment.

Ambiblob: Gaeta is amazing. I am obsessed with him. I have been since the first season, and this whole new storyline has me all retarded.

Mount: Oh, CSI is so frakking lame. And Alexander...whoa. Okay. Oliver Stone is so goddamn hit or miss, I don't even know how to deal with him. And I don't like Colin Farrell as a blonde. I like him drunk and Irish as fuck. In Bruges was amazing. So yeah. Alexander was bullshit. Total bullshit. But for Oliver Stone? I mean, Platoon is one of my all-time favorite movies like, ever, which explains why I lean towards Tigerland, and I even liked Any Given Sunday. But then there was that crap that was the 9/11 movie, and then The Doors, and I didn't like either of those. I am unAmerican.

I don't even know if I answered your question. And I could go on about all of Stone's movies, except for W. Haven't seen it yet. Want to, though.

Rassles said...

I would also like to add that tall boy six packs of PBR were on sale for $2.99, so today I fucking win.

wolf said...

I hear you. It's beer, Kate Beckinsale and Megan Fox for me!

Betsey Booms said...

I watched my beer all the way into my stomach... Now I want to pass out at 9:20

pistols at dawn said...

Ace of Spades! Ace of Spades!

Also, "get drunk and watch She-Ra" is oddly endearing as a plan for the night. Possibly because like a year ago, friends and I were yelling at old episodes of He-Man for being so lame. You know what? Despite our cogent, often curse-filled critiques, those episodes didn't listen at all.

MoLinder said...

i'm glad i made it home last night in time for some she-ra. i'm also glad that she finally found the fucking crystal castle.
and as we've discussed, i think she-ra was written by gay stoners.

hereinfranklin said...

Husband is off hiking in Colorado so I'm treating myself to a some Samuel Smiths Organic Lager and an America's Next Top Model marathon. If you don't count the $11 for 4 beers, it's a free night.

Del-V said...

BSG was awesome last night. Well worth staying in for.

derfina said...

$2.99 a sixer for TALL BOYS? Not only do you win, but you win with a cheap buzz. It's ALL good!

Rassles said...

Wolf: What, you're watching Transformers and Underworld?

Booms: She-ra kept me awake far longer than I anticipated. Do you have any idea how many times I chanted along with, "For the honor of GRAYSKULL"? I lost count after about thirty-seven.

Pistols: Do you realize that when Adam transforms into He-Man he becomes shrouded in silver flames, sheds a pink tunic and tights and upgrades into like, lederhosen with furry underwear and Uggs?

MoLinder: Seriously, every single man on that show is like an uber-masculine mustached member of the Village People, and every single female is a drag queen's dream.

Franklin: That's the spirit. But I've never gotten into America's Next Top Model. Partly because I never applied, and partly because I'm not interested. I'm full of way too much hatred for tall, gorgeous women. But I'll watch fucking She-Ra, so you know. Whatever.

Del-V: It WAS awesome, and I've been freaking out all weekend about it to anyone who will listen.

Derf: I feel like I found a golden ticket.

tysdaddy said...

Tigerland . . . a most excellent film. I'd do that one, and skip BG. But that's just me . . .

pistols at dawn said...

All right, Yacht Rock moment of the week: Dr. Dre: "This is gonna be some good-ass banana bread."

Rassles said...

Tysdaddy: Damn I love Tigerland. And Farrell just amplifies everything into way more goodness.

Pistols: Excellent reference. To which I say, "Kenny Loggins doesn't do soundtracks. And I'm late for the Winnie-the-Pooh convention."

Gypsy said...

I always disliked Colin Farrell, until I watched In Bruges over the weekend. I kind of get the attraction now. Kind of.

Rassles said...

Tigerland. That's the real kicker. It's all about Tigerland. The rest of his movies? Fuck 'em. Gaahhh, he's such a fucking scrote, but I don't even care.

~Mountain Lover~ said...

CSI: I know, I know.

Alexander: Thank god. Back in the day, I wrote a myspace blog about his nutsack and being scarred for life.

Oliver Stone: The only movies I've only seen from the ones you've mentioned are Platoon, the Doors and Alexander. Loved it/Hated it/Loathed it, respectively

Colin Farrel is a scrote and hated him after that awful movie. As a matter of fact, I hate everyone that was in that movie. Fuck you people who made Alexander possible. I want emotional damages. I think it gave me a rash.