Thursday, March 19, 2009

The Cheek

It is St. Joseph's Day, so everyone celebrate the other half of my heritage and listen to Louis Prima all day.

Oh yeah, remember how I did that interview thing like a week ago, or two or whatever?

I had to turn out some questions for Brian over at The Cheek of God. I think my questions were crap, and have officially cemented my standing as someone who should never be given a talk show, but he managed to make them interesting. Prolly because he's an interesting guy.

And you know he's interesting, because he wants to go to the Creation Museum, and anyone who's down for that gets a thumbs up.

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17 comments:

derfina said...

I think you both did a great job. I'll go back and read the Life of Pi question/answer after I read the book.

Betsey Booms said...

Dicknose.

Mia Watts said...

Do they actually show sacrifices? Fascinating. Must make plans to see that one day.

Rassles said...

Thanks Derf.

I would like to formally apologize to all of my readers for Boomer's extremely inappropriate use of language.

Dicknose?

Dicknose?

I have no retort.

Le Meems said...

a Cuntface Gallagher is an ultimate douchebag who spits when they talk.
I met one last summer and made that up.

When you call someone a Cuntface Gallagher, its stunning. Their face freezes as they decipher what you've just called them...and yours freezes from trying not to laugh and mess up the verbal gold.

Thats for you Boomsies.

Rassles said...

Mia: Yes, it's not a sacrifice in action. More like like still-life representations with bloody altars and skinned lambs.

Dear, sweet Meems: I love you more than I did before. Cuntface Gallagher? I am using that. Tomorrow.

Betsey Booms said...

You're seriously playing innocent now?

Next time just delete my comment.

Betsey Booms said...

If you deleted, it would make me feel less used.

Rassles said...

Dicknose.

renalfailure said...

Cuntface Gallagher? I like that. I've been trying to get Cockwasher used more often.

pistols at dawn said...

One of my paramours went to a similar museum, and still thinks it's hilarious to say, "Evolution? More like EVIL-lution."

Sack Posset said...

Hello again. Reading this blog has taught me some excellent new insults. I would like to add a few of my own personal favourites, if that's OK:

Knobjockey
Fuckstain
Twatweasel

Knobjockey's my favorite. It just rolls off the tongue.

Love Bites said...

As a knob jockey, par excellence, I'd like you to know that the term is NOT an insult, but an affirmation.

Sack Posset said...

I suppose you're right, it depends on the context. Twatweasel's pretty unambiguous though.

Gwen said...

I thought your questions were great. You have no idea how fabulous you are. And that makes you even more fabulous.

Le Meems said...

Yeah, this guy came up to me and said all nonchalantly, "I HATE your sister. She's a real bitch."

Jigga WHAaa?

Oh
no
you
di'int

And somewhere my hamsterbrain pulled up cuntface gallagher. Cuz he gleaked on the 's' in she's.

bullseye

Le Meems said...

Can you check out this joint for me while you're there?
http://www.winoschool.com/

610 tchoupitoulas st. new orleans, la 70130 - 504.324.8000

xoxox