Sunday, March 22, 2009

We Need More Beer.

If anyone lives in Carbondale, our train will be there at 1:21 AM. Please drop off one case of PBR...hold on...a fifth of Jager, and some peppermint schnapps to the Carbondale Amtrak station. Because we are out of liquor.

We have a five minute window. You must be there between 1:21 and 1:26 AM.

Thank you for your time.

You will be paid back in cash money, karma and possible blow jobs, but probably not from Bobbay. Or Margaret. Or Amber. Or me, really. Okay, so Muffy might suck you off.

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8 comments:

formerly fun said...

Beer whores.

by the way, my word verification is mantan makes me think of skeevy guys who go to tanning salons and get that white crease under their butt cheeks, uh, from what I'm told.

nursemyra said...

could you just play with my tits? i don't really need a blow job

prayingtodarwin said...

Well done, Muffy. Every group needs a Muffy.

Florida Girl In Sydney said...

Jager and peppermint schnapps-- do you mix those??

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The Ambiguous Blob said...

I have a ton of liquor at home. Always. And I'd be happy to share, but you're so far away. Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore? Whoa. Shut up, hangover brain.

A Free Man said...

I don't know that I'll make it. But I am in the future, so I reckon there's a chance.