Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Frickin' Gorgeous

I know this is just a pointless update, but I just want everyone to know that I TOTALLY JUST GOT VENTURE BROS. SEASON THREE IN THE MAIL AND I'M GOING TO IMPLODE IF I DON'T GET TO WATCH IT SOON.

Seriously, just listen to this fabulous line exchange in regards to a giant late 1960's death ray:

"If that were a woman I'd marry it."

"And I would jeopardize our friendship by nailing your hot wife."

Sigh. I will never be cool.

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12 comments:

Mongoliangirl said...

I don't know who the venture bros. are, but can say that you surpassed being that cool like, 20 minutes ago.

prayingtodarwin said...

I'm jealous. And I know what I'm asking for on Mother's Day. (Did I procreate just for the extra gift giving occasion? Maybe.)

MoLinder said...

fuck yeah VB3! i'm so excited

Mia Watts said...

What is this nectar of the gods? Must go google.

formerly fun said...

Well the dialogue is great and Rassles, being the beacon of pop culture and good reads, eats and so on--gives me a reason to check it out.

The Ambiguous Blob said...

I also don't know the Venture Bros.

Thanatos said...

Eh. Make that "I'll never be too cool

renalfailure said...

I need to find me a Dr. Girlfriend. Then I can show her my magical murder bag.

Venture Bros. is required viewing.

Bluestreak said...

I'm so out of the loop on everything here. Must check it out.

Betsey Booms said...

I feel like it's really important to use the word 'nards' as much as possible today.

No one else feels this is necessary.

Red said...

I've never heard of them, but I've also pretty much given up on TV.

I think you're cool.

Rassles said...

Mongo: The problem with surpassing cool, as I have a tendency to do (after I murder it), is that you just go right back to fucking doofus.

Ginny: Sometimes I think the only motivation to get married and have children is so people will buy me shit.

MoLinder: I tried to blow my head off with a shrink ray, and now I've got a little baby tongue...

Mia: Only one of the greatest shows OF. ALL. TIME.

FF: It's a cartoon on Adult Swim. Granted, I stopped watching Adult Swim a couple of years ago, but I'll always be devoted to Venture Bros.

Ambiblob: I would say you're better off, but that's just a fucking lie.

Thanny: Holla.

RF: Sometimes, I feel like I should administer mandatory Venture Bros. tests before I choose my friends, but then I'd have like three friends.

Blues: Now I'm all nervous, talking this show up. It's like, the epitome of reference-laden humor packaged in a show about a hypothetical grown-up Johnny Quest.

Boomer: Wolfman?

Red: I think you're cool, too.