I know this is just a pointless update, but I just want everyone to know that I TOTALLY JUST GOT VENTURE BROS. SEASON THREE IN THE MAIL AND I'M GOING TO IMPLODE IF I DON'T GET TO WATCH IT SOON.
Seriously, just listen to this fabulous line exchange in regards to a giant late 1960's death ray:
"If that were a woman I'd marry it."
"And I would jeopardize our friendship by nailing your hot wife."
Sigh. I will never be cool.