My boss, who I affectionately refer to as "Action Man" in my head and to his face, but only with a salute, because he runs everywhere and only speaks in exclamation-pointed His-Girl-Friday-Fast-Talk, See? is forcing me to do all of these horrible things that I don't feel comfortable doing.
From: Action Man
Sent: Monday, April 13
Subject: RE: BSF on Facebook!
Rossi, you on Facebook yet? Get on that, Missy!
Come see me when you have a few minutes. Website questions - what does this word mean?
I almost forgot! Go Cubbies! Have a cold one for me! But after work! Facebook!
- Action Man
Seriously, sir? Why you gotta be a raging bitch?
No, I am not going to be your friend.
Later addition, 6:45 PM: I signed up for Facebook and then immediately deleted my account. It feels wrong. In my soul. It just feels wrong.