Sean: Okay, Alien/Predator films from best to worst go
Predator, Aliens, Alien, AVP2, Predator 2, AVP1, Alien 3, Alien 4
Me: No fucking way
Alien, Aliens, Predator, AVP1, Alien 4, Predator 2, Alien 3
haven't seen AVP2
Sean: no way
dude they just keep getting better
Me: Alien is totally better than Predator
Sean: you're outta your goddamn mind
Me: I am devoted to Ripley
Sean: me too, but what about Arnold?
Me: dude, you are obsessed.
Sean: you have to love Arnold as Dutch.
Me: Arnold is so your boyfriend
Sean: it is rather unhealthy
"This thing is hunting us. ALL OF US. You know that?"
Me: I'M GONNA CUT YOUR NAME RIGHT INTO HIM
Dave rented the AVP's yesterday and I watched them twice.
You seriously need to see 2
Me: I'm working on it, you have to be patient.
you think I watched it since you messaged me fucking ten seconds ago or something?
Sean: Have you ever considered the timeline ramifications of the AVP series? Because in order it doesn't make sense
Me: You'd think by the year of Alien, the alien would be a legend.
Sean: Exactly. Everyone would have heard of their battle.
Me: You know what this means?
Sean: Totally illogical
Me: Dragons are real.
Sean: Duh, I could have told you that
Me: They are going to start crawling out of the earth and reign destruction...
Sean: Where is Matthew McConaughey when you need to fight fire with fire?
Me: And we'll never see it coming.
Sean: You're a dork
Me: Whatever, you totally knew exactly what I was talking about.
I need to get back to work.
Sean: That's okay I gotta go
Time to make the beer
Me: You know, you do kind of remind me of the Time To Make The Donuts Guy.
Sean: Well I don't really make the beer
more like transport it from one side of the warehouse to the other
Me: So you're like the Jason Statham of beer.
Sean: That's funny
Me: Duh. Have you met me? I'm hi-larious.
Me: Peace out
I seriously love/hate the fact that people can instant message me on Facebook.