I've accidentally found a pressure point beneath my jaw, and it makes me slightly lightheaded and a little eye-crossy.
Chances are it is the opposite of a good idea to sit here at my desk applying a little pressure, but as an untrained/novice acupuncturist/martial artist/pressure-pointerist I feel it is my duty to determine just how much crush I can flood into this little guy.
I'm going to jam two fingers in there in just a New York minute, just because--
My boss just walked by. I told him I was taking my blood pressure. Yessir, I am feeling hunky dory. Would you like a Jolly Rancher?
Get right outta town -- watermelon is my favorite, too.
Finger-pistols with sound effects? Sir, you are the High Plains Drifter of the non-profit world. You go paint the town red. Ahhhhhh! Yah got me, stranger.
Tarnation, you done got this imaginary shot fixed in my neck. Feeling slightly woozy. No, no...I'll be fine.
I just...I just need to keep pressure on it.