Yellavitch frowns at my other sister in response to the absurdity of Wheel of Fortune solutions as of late while a military man solves the puzzle with "High Efficiency Front Load Washer."
Katsisch explains, "It's sponsored by Sears. It's like military-Sears week."
"Talk about Military Industrial Complex."
Katsisch laughs her ass off and whispers to Yell, "You know who wouldn't get that?"
"Anyone but you?" Yell smiles wickedly.
"Fuck you guys," I snap, "I can totally hear you."