CrazyLiz's cat is easily the neediest cat in the goddamn world. He's got those Hemingway cat-hands, the ones with all the fingers, and he grips the armrest of my Lay-Z-Boy like it's a barrel going over the falls and just fucking trills until I touch him.
You know, comparing cats to boys is just sad, but seriously. Oscar, I wish you were a boy.
I have drunkenness going on right now and the night was good. Some guy asked me to be in his band. This happens rfequently, where they gfive me napkins and pens and SERIOUSLY CAT LEAVE ME ALONE I DON'T CARE IF YOU CAN TURN YOUR HEAD UPSIDE DOWN.=
tyPing is hard right now. oscar pulled the 's' key off my keyboard with his clawsa nad I was all like chill the fuck out,k cat.
So yeah. I called muffy. she is one of those girls who always brings a guy home and is never embarrassed because HE is never embarraswing.
How does this happen? How do you just be all like come home with me and then they just like do it?:
T UNDERSTAND THEN AGAIN APPARENTLY THE CAPS LOCK IS ALSO AN ISSUE FOR ME HOLD ON
My fingers are stretching to hit the appropriate keys and all I can think is, okaay, if I weren't so aweome at sim=nging Patty Smyth would yhou care? This is a big deal. van halen asked her before hagar. you can google it. or wikipedi it. fucking whatever.
I have all of these things to say that are way slower to porcess when I havce to type. also my backspace key is bullshit.