I wrote this last night and found it just now. I had been drinking. I love it.
day 18 - a song that you wish you heard on the radio
Originally I couldn't think of what song I should put here, because I don't listen to the radio so I never know what's on there. Fact is, it's a school night and I've been drinking because I cut six or seven inches off of my hair and I haven't gotten the chance to show it off yet and all I want to do is listen to the Beastie Boys because let's face it: they're my favorite.
I don't listen to the radio is because it's annoying. Just is. Sure, sometimes it's fun to blast B96, but only when I'm driving and only when Gyna is in the car, and she lives in Germany now so fuck that. Gyna? Move back here. You have to see my haircut. Then sometimes I'll flip on NPR, but everything on NPR is loaded with seriously brainwashed entitled smuggery (people who listen to NPR think that people who don't listen to NPR are automatically uneducated for not using alternate news sources but they never stray from NPR themselves, ergo, people who listen to NPR are fucking idiots. Plus, I like Fox News. Geraldo is like a South Park character), so that usually lasts about three minutes.
Anyway, I'd rather write or philosophize than listen to other people talk about things I don't care about.
I wish I heard every song from this album on the radio:
because Funhouse is about fucking.
I know what you're thinking: Rassles, what would you know about fucking? Okay, so, not much jerkface. Thanks. But we've met. I'd recognize that sound anywhere, and this album is just a whole bunch of instruments having dirty-ass sex with each other and it should be on the radio all the time. Just to make things interesting. If I were a stripper, I'd dance to this. I bet MCA is a huge fan of this. Poor MCA. Man, fuck you, cancer.